For full ass coverage!
To get the job done when a Top is too lazy to get out of his recliner.
For getting into those small places for a quick startle (at least the left two will fit)
To get the job done with minimal effort
Just....evil.
What I think of wood?
Where Wood Belongs
To get the job done when a Top is too lazy to get out of his recliner.
For getting into those small places for a quick startle (at least the left two will fit)
To get the job done with minimal effort
Just....evil.
What I think of wood?
Where Wood Belongs
11 comments:
Ha ha ha ha ha. Cute post. Where was this store? I actually love wood myself. But in the interest of standing up for a sistah, I'll be happy to supply the matches for you. ;)
LR
Boo on wood. I believe the phrase is, "just say No!"
LOL, very cute!! I have a pic of a burning paddle. Need one?? ;)
Omg, I'm glad I don't live near that store. That top one is ridiculous! And I agree, they all belong in the fireplace!
I have the top one, but THANKFULLY Daddy has never used it for a spanking, lol!
Love,
Kitty
Michael has a couple of wooden spoons that never see the kitchen. He keeps them in his dresser drawer. I will say that I'd rather see one of those in his hand than the wooden hairbrush or paddle! Ouch!
We have the top one too, but it's only used for pizza.
Well, except for one time...
Hugs,
Hermione
Oh how I hate wood! I'm not allowed to talk anymore about whether my husband would like his wooden paddles burned. I must never take him to a store like this. Glad you had fun though!
@LR, matches would be nice~~
@iggy, You read my mind!! I almost titled this post "Just Say No"!
@Rogue, I would very much like the pic of a burning paddle! I only have a pic where I lit up a lighter to one, and singed it. That was enough before I was yanked up and beaten for it! LOL
@lea, the top one is a Pizza Peel. The one I was most impressed with was that long handled spoon. Apparently, that is used for wine-making!
@Kitty, haha...you confirmed what I said...the top one does indeed have a use in the kitchen.
@Grace, I get irritated with guys who don't realize these are KITCHEN UTENSILS! Not to be used on poor, defenseless, angel-bottoms. Not sure if I agree about rather having the wooden spoon than the paddle -- perhaps than the hairbrush.
@Hermione, remind me never to eat pizza at your house! LOL
@Susie, What?? He is censoring your speech? How rude! >:( Then funny thing is, I didn't take my hubby to this store - I took my sister! Do you know what we would have come home with if I had taken him??? I will admit, tho, I want that second picture just for novelty purposes!
And @Riley, no you are noy imagining things, people. Riley, I accidentally deleted your comment. It's easy to do on my phone when I mean to 'publish', altho I have managed to only do it one other time and that's it. Sorry! But thank you for stopping by, and for commenting!! :)
sarah
There's really a wooden spoon store, no. I think your right with the last picture:)
Love,
Ronnie
xx
This was a great read! I am not going to teel Master there is a wooden spoon store! I so agree with your last pic. abby
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