Me, home all day. Bored, nothing to do, dealing with septic tank issues that no plumber seems to be able to figure out.
Enter RG, home from a long hard day at work. As he starts down the hallway toward the bedroom computer to check something out I asked him to, and I head towards the kitchen this is what follows:
RG: Get me a glass of wine
Me: pfffft.....get your own, lazy.
I go to the living room and plop on the couch, despite hearing him come back down the hallway.
RG: What did you say? (arched eyebrow)
Me: You heard me. What do you think I am, your slave?
I am yanked up off the couch unceremoniously by a grasp to my arm and dragged down the hallway into the bedroom. I am thrust to the edge of the bed.
RG: (picking up the prison strap) Bend Over!
Me: (reluctantly bending) The window is open!
RG walked over to the bedroom window and shut it, then closed the blinds. He approached me with the strap.
Me: There are other windows open too!
He ignores me.
RG: What was that you said in there?
Me: you can get your own glass of wine! I ain't your slave!
Whack! And HARD, too.
Me: Ow!! The bathroom window is open!
Whack! Even harder.
Me: OWWWWWW!!
RG: What was that you said?
WHACK! Harder still!
Me: That I'll get you the glass of wine!!
He pulls me up by my arm and kinda pushes me toward the bedroom door.
Me: Lazy. (under my breath as I start down the hall)
I hear him behind me and I walk faster. So does he. I make it to the kitchen first, get a wine glass and fill it with wine as he watches. I keep my mouth shut.
Me: (as he walks away) Tyrant! (under my breath)
He didn't hear.
20 comments:
LOL, Brave/Slave Girl! Even a tyrant should know to say 'please get me a glass of wine'. ;)
Whoops-a-daisy! I agree with Rogue, the tyrant should say please...but I'm guessing you both felt a little less stressed after this.;)
It was all in fun! :) RG almost never has me do anything for him! He is often the one serving me!! (He makes my coffee every morning before I get up, and brings it to me when I do get up.)
But yeah, he shoulda said 'please'. Not sure if it woulda made a difference in my joking reaction to that!
sarah
Love is fun, isn't it;)!
I bet he had fun spanking you so it was a win-win situation.
Love,
Kitty
Haha! You're a brave girl :D
You two sound so cute!
If you had complied, then he would have no reason to spank you, and then where is the fun in that???
Did you say prison strap? Swoon.
LR
You are so cool Sarah. Thanks for sharing.
So you both got what you needed, huh?
Sara
Wait a minute... a PRISON STRAP is for PLAY?? That doesn't sound too playful to me! Lol.
I swear, you and your husband have the kind of relationship I want to have when I get married!! You are so adorable together!
Jillian
@Kitty, yes it was a win-win. I was clearly provoking! ;)
@alex, you think so?? LOL
@anonymous, thanks!
@angelbrat, you're right! I have to make him work for it!
@LR, yes I did. And you're not the only one who swoons at the mention (or sight) of it!!
@joey, thanks! :)
@sara, yup!
@Lea, oh my, girl!! YES! The prison strap can be for play. OMG, it is the MOST awesome implement! Everyone who has had it used on them loves it. As a matter of fact, it is my favorite implement!! If we ever shall meet, you will fall for it too!
@Jillian, awww, thanks. It's not all roses by a long shot, but we do have fun!
sarah
Hello dearest Sarah,
My, how I have missed you. :)
I must say you richly deserved that spanking for such disrespect.
Tyrant indeed!! You are lucky he did not hear, as I fear your bum would have been in a more sorry state!
Much love,
Simon
What fun! I do think that maybe you could be a wee bit louder when talking under your breath...Sounds like I have to look into a prison strap...Mater's birthday is coming up. abby
@abby, it's a Canadian Prison Strap made by Adam and Gillian's. I think they have changed the design slightly from the one we have, but it should be similar. Some others make prison straps too, but I like this one.
@Simon, disrespect is bossing me around!!
lol The age old question : Can your legs run faster than your mouth? ;-)
Great story. Can't wait to see his next drink order ;-)
When reading this, I thought he was domineering and was bullying you. I was not amused and until I read your comments did not realize it was a fun exchange.
Just goes to show how we can get different impressions from what is written.
@anonymous, yes indeed different people can read into things differently, depending on the mindset they have when reading. I am sure it also helps to know the person writing it, and the couple in question! That's why most comments were positive - they know us well enough to know this was a fun exchange! Thanks for reading! All in fun! Anyone who knows my husband knows he is not even close to a domineering bully!
Sarah
I started to laugh the second I read your reply -- I could see this scene playing out bit by bit!
As far as the prison strap goes, O.M.G.
PLAY!? It's the best. :-D
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